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[chefpyro]

the worst part about being a jojo fan is that after a while the designs stop looking weird

what the fuck is mista’s hat supposed to be? is abbachio wearing a hat or did he dye a purple star into his hair? mista wears a crop top. bruno and giorno have their titties out at all times for no reason. fugo’s got a tie on UNDER his shirt. narancia’s out wearing leather bdsm gear on the street. what the fuck

[chefpyro]

what

what the fuck

[darkvioletcloud]

also what the hell is the pattern on bruno’s chest? i see people draw it as a tattoo but i thought it was some weird fishnet thingy

[jojo-ocs-and-stuff]

[agileo-101]

since u mentioned it…

Originally posted by porunareff

[mistathirst]

Risotto literally walks around with a bdsm harness in public

[mistathirst]

Ask and you shall recieve

Tags @thespectacularsupernova

[jojo-reader-hell]

Y’all idk how much longer I can do this

[dearestdivinity]

hhhhhhhhhhhh

[rubycubix]

God this post just stressed me out…

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[oddverse]

Ok! I know it doesn’t make sense but I KNOW that man has a tramp stamp I can feel it in my heart and soul

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forebears.io

This site will tell you how common your surname is worldwide

[wckm-reblogs]

It can go all the way down to the county level, which is kinda crazy.

[thampdough]

31,493 people have my surname.

And I will fight them all*

[faery-dust]

No one has my surname c: and just a couple people have country related variations of it

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[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

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[videohall]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[the-fandoms-are-cool]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[boop-le-beep]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[missbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

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[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Helicoprion: What if, like, teeth,

Mesosaurus: Yeah?

Helicoprion: but WHEEL

Mesosaurus: No don’t -

Helicoprion:

(Image by ДиБгд)

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Drepanosaurus: What if, like, tail, 

Rutiodon: Yeah? 

Drepanosaurus: But CLAW 

Rutiodon: How would you - 

Drepanosaurus: 

(by @drawingwithdinosaurs​) 

[aegis-destiny]

Igunaodon: What if, like, thumb,

Hypselospinus: Yeah?

Igunaodon: But like spike

Hypselospinus: But why would you ne-

Igunaodon:

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Stegosaurus: What if, like, tail

Camptosaurus: Yeah?

Stegosaurus: But SHARP

Camptosaurus: But what would y-

Stegosaurus:

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus]

Pelagornis: what if, like, beak

Paramobula: I’m listening

Pelagornis: but TEETH

Paramobula: what possible reason would you have t-

Pelagornis:

(Image by Peter Trusler)

[shadows-and-science-gone-mad]

Cotylorhynchus: What if, like, head

Moschops: Okay?

Cotylorhynchus: But SMALL

Moschops: What? No, why the he-

Cotylorhynchus:

[atomic-jotunn]

Erythrosuchus: Okay but what if, head

Cotylorhynchus: I’m listening…

Erythrosuchus: But HUGE

Cotylorhynchus: What no pump the breaks there why-

Erythrosuchus:

[rave-lord-nito]

Sharovipteryx: Okay, but what if like, wings

Kyrgyzsaurus: Okay?

Sharovipteryx: on my BACK LEGS

Kyrgyzsaurus: Wait hold on now, why would you put them-

Sharovpiteryx:

[atomic-jotunn]

Deinocheirus: Okay, but what if…

Barsboldia: What if what?

Deinocheirus: : )

Barsboldia: What are you doing, what is this, wh-

Deinocheirus:

[one-crazy-bat]

Therizinosaurus: Ok what if claw…

Deinocheirus: Alright go on….

Therizinosaurus: But l o n g

Deinocheirus: You eat planet for heavens sake why in the world would yo—

Therizinosaurus: SUCK IT IM WOLVERINE

[wandering-shepard]

Azhdarchidae: What if, like, fly?

Pterosauria: Okay… what about it?

Azhdarchidae: But HE A D

Pterosauria: What does that even-

Azhdarchidae:

[plasticozoic]

Thylacoleonidae: ok, what if vegetarian teeth

Diprotodontia: sure

Thylacoleonidae: but for MEATING

Diprodontia: how are you even going to do this

Thylacoleonidae: you are like baby, watch THIS - 

[oceanic-panic-panic]

Brachytracholepan: What if neck

Tehuelchesaurus: yep thats basically our identity

Brachytrachelopan: but chonk

Tehuelchesaurus: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Brachytrachelopan: Chungus time

[mrvokiman]

Ichthyovenator: What if, like, sail

Spinosaurus: Yes?

Ichthyovenator: but HOLE

Spinosaurus: Why would you-

Ichthyovenator:

[eviltemplarknight]

Parasaurolophus: What if, you know, crest

Gryposaurus: Cool, go on

Parasaurolophus: but more

Gryposaurus: …okay?

Parasaurolophus: and trumpet

Gryposaurus: For wha-

Parasaurolophus: BIIIIIIIIIIGGGG HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK

[mantis-cat]

Yi Qi: What if, um, Wing

Anchiornis: Yes, yes go on,

Yi Qi: but, more skin

Anchiornis: But we are all doing this feth…….

Yi Qi: FLAP FLAP

[fabfuta1234]

Eoabelisaurus: What if, like, hand.

Asfaltovenator: Yeah?

Eoabelisaurus: But like, nub?

Asfaltovenator: But wouldn’t that–

90 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION LATER

“…damnit!”

[warriormoustache]

Kaprosuchus: Okay so.. teeth, yeah?

Crocodyliformes: Mmhmm?

Kaprosuchus: But they’re tusks

Crocodyliformes: Oh God..

Kaprosuchus: And I’m twenty feet long

Crocodyliformes: Don’t do it..

Kaprosuchus: And upright.

Crocodyliformes: Please sto-

Kaprosuchus:

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Stethacanthus: okay, what if fin…

Cretoxyrhina: Yeah, what about it?

Stethacanthus: But anvil

Cretoxyrhina: What

Stethacanthus: with teeth

Cretoxyrhina: Nonononodon’t-

Stethacanthus: and teeth on forehead

Cretoxyrhina: STOP

Stethacanthus:

[cassie-heartgal]

Opabinia: Hey, so–

Anomalocaris: oh God what now??

Opabinia: what if… Eye

Anomalocaris: no, stop

Opabinia: but FIVE

Anomalocaris: I SAID STOP

Opabinia: NOSE CLAW

Anomalocaris: YOU WHA–

Opabinia:

[etchif]

Tully Monster: greetings~

Every living creature, like, ever: Oh Jesus Christ what do you want

Tully Monster: :)

Every living creature ever: what

Tully Monster: :)))

Every living creature ever: I’m literally begging you to stop

Tully Monster: :)))))))))))))

[cjcroen1393]

Nyctosaurus: What if, like, head…

Pteranodon: Yeah?

Nyctosaurus: But FORK

Pteranodon: Nyctosaurus you are trying my patience…

(art by Julio Lacerda)

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[cowboyzoro]

Just occurred to me that I should probably upload a version of this without the text. Read the fic here

Also, bonus gore under the cut! (cw for eye damage)

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[unclefather]

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[leg-stealing-bee]

I'm trying the death wish coffee...

[leg-stealing-bee]

It's hot but tastes fine...

[leg-stealing-bee]

Welp I drank a cup...now I wanna take a nap...

[leg-stealing-bee]

I thought coffee was supposed to turn off the sleepy part of your brain... It always makes me sleepy but with heart palpitations

[leg-stealing-bee]

Oh yeah I have ADHD

[leg-stealing-bee]

Mom: you can take your Adderall to fix that

Me: but I like the noise

Mom: you can't have it both ways...

[hungarianator]

WAIT coffee makes you sleepy because you have ADHD?

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Same for me too, ADHD reverses the effects of caffine

[the-worm-man]

That makes so much sense now...